What on Earth did people do before Google?

Things I have Googled in the last 20 days:

  • How do I bathe a newborn?
  • How do I care for a newborn's belly button?
  • How do I care for a newborn's circumsized penis? (Baby's daddy was especially concerned about this one)
  • Why does my baby's diaper keep leaking? (Answer: point the penis down into the diaper, not up out of the diaper - genius!!)
  • How do I know if my baby's diaper is too small?
  • How do I apply diaper rash cream?
  • How do I know if my baby's eating enough?
  • How do I know if my baby's eating too much?
  • Why is my baby awake all night and sleeping all day?
  • How do I keep my baby's arms from coming out of his swaddle? (Answer: SwaddleMe swaddlers - could not survive without!)

Things I have ordered for overnight delivery:

  • Diapers
  • More SwaddleMe Swaddlers
  • Sound machine
  • Swing
  • 2nd Boppy Newborn Lounger (love!)

I thought I loved the Internet before. But it's a whole new world!